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Tall at the Met

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Team TallSWAG took over the Met Gala last night. Seriously, we were all over that red carpet!

Check out how we wore it and who shouldn't have worn it (we don't make mistakes often but when we do, we can admit it).

Bianca Brandolini in Diappa (cool it with the cape)/Milla Jovovich in Prada (interesting)/Rhianna in Tom Ford (could do without the nails)/Brooklyn Decker in Tory Burch (ages her a little)/Camron Diaz in Stella McCartney (just ok)/Chanel Iman in Tom Ford (beautiful)/Chelsea Clinton (works for her)/Jessica Pare in L'Wren Scott (pretty)/Heidi Klum in Escada (LOVE the neck piece)/Jamie King in Topshop (steal of a dress)/Gwyneth Paltrow in Prada (side boob…really?)/Florence Welch in Alexander McQueen (Foster Farms chicken commercials).

Anja Rubik in Anthony Vaccarello (you knew that was wrong when you put it on. Please eat now)/Jessica Stam in Dior (unique)/Kanye West in Givenchy (please smile. I know your ‘boo’ isn’t with you but can we see the pearly whites?)/Kate Upton in Michael Kors (No)/Liya Kebede in Tory Burch (the shoes make it too casual)/Linda Evangelista in Prada and Harry Winston (I can’t get over the amount you ‘need’ in child support)/Liv Tyler in Givenchy Couture (ill fitting)/Nancy O'Dell in Zac Posen (*shrugs shoulders*)

Brooke Shields in J Mendel and Tiffany & Co. (I hope you are ok and maybe next time get a cane with some swag to it. The Walgreens pick-up isn’t cutting it)/Ivanka Trump in Peter Pilotto (is that velvet?)/ Caroline Trentini in Oliver Theyskens (I’m scared)/Karolina Kurkova in Rachel Zoe (would be amazing without the head piece)/Stella Tennant in Chanel (wrong on too many levels)

Matthew Morrison (straighten out that bowtie and we are good)

Justin Timberlake in Tom Ford (helllo, helllo)/Jessica Biel (5'8") in Prada (I feel like you hemmed that in the limo)

Gerard Butler in Alexander McQueen (a little less goat)

Tim Tebow in Ralph Lauren (does the jacket not fit or is it the way you are standing?)/John Krasinski (so over anorexic ties)/Emily Blunt (5'7") in Calvin Klein (nice)/Donald Trump (eh)/Melania Trump (5'11") in Marc Bouwer Couture (eh)

Tom Brady in David Yurman (something is off)/Gisele Bundchen (5'11") in Alexander McQueen (stunning)

L'Wren Scott (HOLD IN IT DOWN!)/Mick Jagger (5'10") (Who cares what he is wearing. He has a beautiful 6’5” goddess on his arm)

Carmelo Anthony (dust those slippers)/LaLa Anthony (5'6") in Zac Posen (love the color)

*All photos courtesy of Getty Images via The Huffington Post.